As some of you may be aware, my great-uncle Andrew Burgess and his American wife of many years, Joanna, live right down near a little town called Brownsville in the very South of Texas, close to the Mexican border. When they heard that I'd be flying through New York and LA this year they were quick to offer me a bed at their place if I wanted to get down there to check it out. This was an offer that I was to accept and later, greatly appreciate. Thanks so much guys, I had a ball.
Andrew and Joanna actually live in a housing estate called 'Rancho Viejo' which is Spanish for 'Old Ranch' (a suiting name for a converted Ranch to Golf course/housing district). Located right in between the two towns of Brownsville and Harlingen, Rancho was a great place for me to kick back for a little while and get to know a couple of rellies who I hadn't previously had the luxury of hanging out with for most of my life back in AUS.
It is unfortunate that these two characters do live so far from where I call home since they are indeed a lot of fun. During the time I was there Andy and Joe took me around to do all sorts of things like: playing golf on the ranch course, going to the movies, shopping, going for drives about the Rio Grande valley/South Padre Island, meeting a couple of the local kids and even driving into Mexico for lunch!!
I can't say my golf skills were the talk of the neighbourhood.... Well I guess they were in a way.
Andrew, however, was an absolute gun at the game. I was very impressed.
I have to say, although I enjoyed every minute of my time with A and J in Texas, I particularly enjoyed the first Saturday night I spent there when Joe had organized about 12 local students to come by the house for dinner. She was friends with most of their grandparents which worked out rather well. After we demolished the Lasagne (however you spell that) that we had for dinner, a couple of the girls offered to take me to a party that was on that night with some of the other people from their school. So, after a quick nod of approval from Andy and Joe I changed from thongs to shoes and in no time, was in the car ready to party.
It was indeed a cracking party. There was everything a party-boy could need. An esky full of iced beer, good music, a comfy sitting area, a BBQ fired up and ready to go, about 40 stunning hispanic girls and wait for it... A 20KG SLAB OF MEAT BY THE BARBIE!! The idea was that when you get hungry, you simply pick up the meat cleaver next to the quarter-cow and lop off a piece of meat to chuck on the flame grill! I was in heaven...
Another worthwhile venture was when A and J took me across the border to Mexico. There, we visited a lovely Mexican restaurant that Joe has frequented all her life. The margharitas were amazing and the food, even better. Since this was my first go at real Mexican food, I thought it would only be right to get the 'Mexican plate' which sampled an erray of typical Mexican foods including: Tacos, Enchilada, a stuffed pepper, rice, beans and a tomale. This thing was massive. The picture below does the meal no justice. This thing was a meal for three... I did my best...

